Fast Lane!!

How many times have you been in a hurry to go somewhere and there's some moron in the fast lane doing less than the speed limit. Just yesterday, I was on the way home from work, trying to get home as quickly as possible on a Friday evening. I jump in the fast lane, punch it to 70 mph and was immediately slowed down by a 'remarkably stupid' person going around 50 mph. In a subtle way, I moved closer to the rear of the car, but this person was going nowhere. I finally had the chance to pass ON THE RIGHT and as I looked over, of course, she was on the phone. Ugh.....